"PuSsY sUcKeR.....""""
WAIT.............NOW.......... START sucking on my clit harder then softly and then meTonight How about this: let's stop posting sad stories online, stop talking like you're looking for love when you're looking for a hookup, and I'll stop saying I'm looking for a good man. Instead, let's just agree to go to our local water hole - the one with decent food and good atmosphere. I'll stake out a seat at the bar and you can strike up a conversation with me using a dazzling line like, "Hey, how's it going?" and then listen for the answer.From there, we can see how it goes. Maybe you'll like my sense of humor, maybe I'll think you're kind of cute, and maybe we'll get along well enough that you'll ask for my phone number before we call it a late night.Beats the hell out of sitting on CL and hoping someone replies to our lonely hearts ads, doesn't it?I laugh easily and frequently so having an excellent sense of humor is important. I'm sarcastic and quick witted, I like to joke around & I'm going to give you shit so try not to be so sensitive. I drink socially, don't smoke cigarettes and I don't do drugs. I have no kids and I've never been married. If you have crazy baby mama drama or you're still in a relationship please don't waste my time by responding. I'm dependable, trustworthy and honest to a fault and say exactly what's on my mind.I'm white, I have long dark hair, have sexy glasses, tan, short and curvy. I'm attracted to white guys over 200lbs, most likely if you consider your body type as "thin" I'm probably not gonna be attracted to you as I like somewhat bigger guys.As far as what I'm wanting, eventually a long term relationship but I see no need in rushing that kind of thing, so just chillin and getting to know each other for now is good. I try not to take life too seriously, I'm pretty relaxed and go with the flow. I keep drama out of my life and I expect you to be the same way.I love music, football, the cardinals, playing poker and blackjack, working out, reading, bonfires, tanning, going to concerts, going to dive bars, camping and road trips among many other things.I want someone honest, first and foremost. To be blunt I've been majorly fucked over in the past by someone that created drama, lied constantly and cheated on me numerous times. I will NEVER put up with any of that ever again so if that's the game you're into don't waste your time replying to this, I know what warning signs to watch out for. I've also recently realized that it's important for me to be with someone that's affectionate as well.I want someone to challenge me and debate with me, so don't be a puss.Of course I have pics, just didn't want to put them on Craigslist (go figure). Email me, and something a little more creative that "hey sup" please, I'm not even gonna respond to that shit. Oh and put your favorite band in the subject.Thanks fellas ;)