in need of some fun tonight
Been doing work all day. I need to get out and have fun with someone ;)I am a thick, white, single, female. I'm also d/d free.I am looking to have fun with a tall, attractive man, who is well endowed and d/d free. I don't care if you are single, attached or married. Just be able to make a few hours for me :) I prefer men ages 25-40 but nothing is concrete. I cannot host and I am not willing to travel far. I would prefer if we could get a room near me. Email me with ALL of the following if you want me to respond: name, clear face picture, height, marital status, endowmentYes, this IS a real post. It is Saturday afternoon at almost 4pm. It is sunny and 62 degrees outside.

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hey guys :) thanks for reading my ad. Im very new to this online dating stuff, so im a bit nervous, but hey lifes about taking chances right. Well a little about me, im 29 hispanic 5'8 thick, voluptuous & curvy. Im into sports, football, ufc and boxing. Im in boxing right now, just as a workout, I do love the gym. Im a very laid back, outgoing, good sense of humor, sweetheart, always keep it real I ain't got time for no games or liars. So please don't waste my time. Im looking for a real loyal man, someone I build a friendship with then possibly a relationship. Like I said i'm just not into the lies or drama. I want a man that I can trust. Well i'll tell you more about me if we click. But if you wanna chat message me and in the subject write your favorite kind of music so I know your not a bot. And please send a picture, I will do the same. But no picture I won't reply ok. Thanks!!I am 5ft 9in tall. I have long blonde curly hair. I am a thicker gal. I am very social. I am very sexual and open. People say I am quite beautiful! I have a job I love. I have a nice house. I own and drive a truck. I go to school. I have 1 kid. I do not prefer to have any more kids. I am a very active person. I am a very positive and outgoing person.Activities I like: socializing, camping, fishing, roadtrips, rodeos, cooking, boating, going to the mountains, watching sports, playing volleyball, and traveling. I like almost all kinds of movies. I drink and currently I DO smoke. My intention is to quit the smoking soon. I am looking to get fit and intend to start running in Marithons. Been a dream of mine. I would love to meet a motivated partner to train with!What I am looking for: I would like to meet someone between 21-45 yrs old. I like taller men. I like men with some meat on their bones. Must have a job. Must have a car. Must be very sexual. Must like to kiss. Must be active. If you have kids COOL! You MUST support them and see them often. You must be self sufficient. You must like to socialize. You must like to do stuff outdoors. You must not be clingy or needy. You must have hobbies of your own.I am all about spoiling someone. Love spoiling people.. I am one of the nicest and most genuine people you will ever meet. I don't like doing things for people who expect it done. I like to be appreciated. I am very appreciative myself. I am cool with snuggling on the couch watchin a movie. I'm cool with going to the bar. I wanna have friends over for dinner. I wanna go to BBQ's and socialize together. I wanna go camping every weekend with our friends and family. I wanna lay in bed on sundays and just veg watching movies. I am looking for a true partner. Someone to cook and clean with. Someone to have fun and play with.If interested PLEASE send a picture and tell me about yourself. Serious inquiries only PLEASE. If interested I will send you a picture in return!I have posted before... Posted about 3 years ago. Met some really nice guys.. Met some real pushy guys. PLEASE do not be pushy.. It's a BIG turn off to me!Ay! The warm weather is finally here! And that inevitably gets me feeling frisky.... First of all, Thanks for taking the time to check this out : ) I've met a few guys on here and while the sex has always been satisfactory, the rest of the experience was missing something. That being said, I have decided to try to be as specific as possible about what I am looking for and keep my fingers crossed that there is a guy out there that is up for the challenge.First though, a little about me...sex size 20, 5'5, short brown hair, blue eyes, and pierced nose.I have a very kinky/playful/sensual side that I have been exploring recently and would love to find a dominant man to help me with the exploration. Biting, spanking, dirty talk, and pretty much anything else along those lines would be ideal. I'm looking for someone that can handle a mix of things. Slow and sensual, hard and fast, rough and kinky, or any combination of those would be what I'm looking for. I enjoy being submissive and take directions very well. I get off on pleasing my partner and am open and willing to try just about anything. Except for the REALLY nasty stuff!I love to cook for other people, love to dance, snuggling is a must, anything outdoors, and doing my best to enjoy whatever life throws my way : ) I'm pretty easy going, do not thrive in drama filled situations, love a guy that can make me laugh but can also carry on an intelligent conversation. I have had a few FWB situations and have found that those seem to work best for me. I am fairly independent and enjoy my alone time. What I'm looking for is someone that I can enjoy dinner, a movie, or some other type of outing with and then end our time together with a hot, sweaty, passion filled roll in the sack. Something in between FWB and a real relationship. I know that sounds like a challenge, but I enjoy pushing the envelope as far as relationships go. One thing you should know is that straight up lying or lying by omission is something I do not tolerate. I believe in open honest communication in EVERY SINGLE ASPECT of a relationship. If I ask you a question I expect an honest answer. And I will give you the same. I am an open book. While we are on the subject of honesty, I have a daughter. I am not looking for a father for her. In fact you and her will rarely (if ever)have contact with each other. She and I have been doing our own thing for a while now and we're doing just fine. Bonus points if you have a child too, but if not it's not the end of the world. In the event that you have read this novel of mine and are the least bit interested, please feel free to drop a line and say hello : ) Please be between 28-45... Other then that I don't have any specifics about what you should have going on. I will add that tall, semi muscular men, with blue or green eyes, and tattoos make me swoon. But any and all that reply will be openly considered! One final thing, I have pics to share (naughty and nice) so you should too....