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Seeking a man who can read AND comprehend the following in it's entirety:When you're a plus size woman, people like to say "yeah, she's cute in the face", as if being full figured is such a disgrace. Honey, I'm cute in the face, and I'm thick in the waist. I look good whether I'm in cotton, leather, or lace. I'm beautiful, vibrant and above all, smart! And there's more to me than my weight, I also have a heart. Yes my clothes maybe a bigger size, that just means you have access to a better prize. We all are not self-conscious about our weight, and we never have a problem getting a date. So don't think your small frame gives you more pull, I'm a hot, sexy, curvy woman with a figure that's full!!!There is not a fucking thing wrong with me. I'm sexy, I'm beautiful, I'm sweet. My weight and color should not define me as a person. I'm a bunny, honey. I just happen to be a chubby black one. And so what? I guarantee that once you get to know me, that will be the last thing that matters. And that's all I want. To get to know someone. Take me to lunch. Let's have coffee. I'm not about to jump right in bed with you. I'd like to know a little something first. I always thought I was beyond the whole FWB thing. I'm now getting to the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck anymore, I think. I don't exactly want a relationship. But I don't want just a fuck buddy either. THAT, I AM BEYOND. So I am trying to come to terms with the fwb thing. The operative word being FRIEND. Someone that I can actually do things with. Talk to. Text. Have conversations that don't revolve around JUST sex and the size of my boobs. I don't want to talk about sex for at least a day or so. I mean come on. Go out every now and then. Grab a bite. Shoot some pool. I am past the bullshit. If you chose to respond, just know that I am NOT about mind games. I will not participate. If you're not on some serious shit, do not waste my time. That shit is fucking valuable. I'm honest and to the point. If you bore me, you will know. Deal with it. Lately I have attracted a lot of assholes. But I can be just as much of a bitch. Don't make me.Anyway, when you respond, know that I do not want to play email tag. I don't want to play "Maybe we'll meet. Maybe we won't". If you feel the need to say "discretion is a must", don't bother. Be between the ages of 25 and 40 at the most. I don't want to babysit. If you don't have a car or a place that we can hang out, don't bother. If you don't live in Carbondale or don't want to make the drive TO Carbondale, don't bother. I like white guys. Just a preference. I am open to other races for friends, but I am not so much attracted to them. Sorry. Want to be taken seriously? Send a picture WITH your FIRST response. Seriously. It pisses me off when someone sends a response with no pic and the first thing they say is "Send me a pic". I'm fucking real. Could a bot come up with this shit?! I think not. In the subject put a random fact about yourself. Humor me. I like to laugh. Yep, I know it's a lot. I don't expect a lot of responses. But I'm hoping the ones that I get will be genuine. Have at it.Ps. To all you bitches and assholes who get off on flagging people, know that I curse you to the deepest depths of Hades. Get a fucking life. Don't like what you read here? Use the fucking back button and move on. Simple, really.