Looking for a jerkoff buddy!!!
I've been divorced for a long while and here's what I've noticed: the missing element is usually chemistry. I've seen men whose online dating profiles looked like "just my type" but when we met, well, there was no spark at all. (Have you had that happen with women?) And I've had the opposite - where someone with whom I wouldn't predict chemistry things just ignited. I'm of the opinion that chemistry is necessary to begin a relationship. If I am not with a man I'm longing to touch, probably we'll never be more than friends.So I'm putting it out there - why not try? I am attracted to men who are 6' or taller. I like really smart men, bonus points if they also own their own company. (I am tall, I am smart, I own my company.) A ready smile, the ability to communicate, a sense of humor and chances are the bluebird of happiness could alight on our shoulders.I'm out taking a run and walking the last few blocks to my place. I see you sitting at the starbucks I stop at to get a tea before ending my workout. As I order I see you looking at me. I can see you touching yourself as you look me up and down. When I get my reciept, I write on the back my address, unit number, and say to meet me in 15 minutes. I slide it on your table as I walk out.At my place, I leave the door slightly cracked and get in the shower. You come to my place, see the door open and make your way in. As you walk around, you can see that I'm in the shower as I left the door open. From outside the bathroom, you start to get hard as you watch me caress myself in the shower. You take off your clothes and sit in the chair in my room as I finish up with your dick hard as a rock. As I come out, you say "come over here, bitch, get on your knees and suck my dick". I smile and gladly comply. you grab the back of my head and force my head down to deep throat you. You're not pleased, so you force me up and throw me on the bed. I'm on my back on the bed...you're standing next to the bed and tell me to lick your cock and balls. As you pull me up a bit, my head drapes over the side of the bed. You grab my tits, tell me to open my mouth, and force your cock all the way down my throat. As you begin to fuck my throat, i gag a bit, but both of us like it. You bend over as you continue to fuck my face and spread my legs, getting a good view of what you're about to use completely. You spread my ass, feeling me all over, telling me to get ready to be fucked there to.Looking for a friend first, non smoker or drinker, and someone who doesnt expect sex first night out, I know Im a little old fashioned that way. No married men, would like you to have a job, car, stable, and dont expect me to look like barbie. someone real....New to the area, would like to find someone to show me around, love the beach but doesnt everyone? I am fun, easy to get along with, was recently told i was cute, told i dont look old enough.I have three kids my daughter lives with me. Movies, reading tv, cuddling, would like to hold hands, be throughly kissed, definet hugs, old cars, old houses, random texts that make me smile.I'm 25, 5'7, I have long black hair, hazel eyes, a few tatts and a few piercings. I'm more of a curvy chick, but on the bright side, that means I have a decent rack!I don't have any kids, I've never been married, I'm pretty drama free.I'm a music nerd. I love indie rock, britt pop, shoe gaze, new wave, and punk.Not a fan of rap, country or classic rock.I like classic american literature, beatnick stuff, and books about bizzare facts or history. You remember books, right? They were those big papper-filled things before Kindels.I love comedy and tend to joke about everything.I'm cool with pot, but I don't smoke it myself. I do drink and smoke ciggs socialy.I would like to find a best friend type guy that I can go get drinks and laugh with, then afterwards we can make out like it's going out of style. I'm not really looking for "forever," but I want something more than a 1 night stand.Looking for a SWM who is taller than me, between 20 and 37. Please be single, have a job, a place to live, and hopefully have something in common with me!I have pics for trade. Tell me about youself!One thing is missing in my life, a loving, serious relationship that will bring a new meaning to my life. I am looking for a metalhead (if you love metal, rock, concerts, backyard shows, jamming) that has a future, goals, educated, and likes to have fun outdoors, under the age of 25. If you have long hair, that's a plus. This may be a long shot, but in this new age of technology anything is possible. Most importantly, someone I can carry long, dynamic conversations with.I love metal. But I also like hip hop, house, acid house, folk, world music, and Latin music/rock.I love painting, drawing, hiking, running/jogging, biking, going to the beach, zoo, museums, shows, galleries, protests, political/social events, independent films, movie dates, and random adventures. Looking for the right man to start a life with. I drink socially. Weed friendly (Hate cigarettes)You don't have to send me a picture, or your name just yet... let's start with chatting and if I find you interesting...we'll take it from there.AIM: sammie69_samDon't reply if:You're not in school or haven't graduatedYou're not working toward a careerYou want just sexYou are over 20You do hardcore drugsYou live outside of SFVYou're in a relationshipAND DON'T WASTE MY TIME!So meeting people who have the similar interests and values and are ready and/or wanting a relationship does not automatically mean that you will hit it off romantically. I know...disappointing but true. Thus I am seeking a guy to be friends with along with the possibility of a romantic relationship. True romance is not possible without friendship anyway...but most people have figured that one out by now...hopefully. I digress...Seeking a guy who is a devout Christian (sorry this is a deal breaker), classy, intellectual, confident, drama-free, extrovert, college educated preferred, likes to try new things, philosophically inclined (big plus), enjoys fine things (wine, beer, art, and music, etc), and believes marriage is a lifelong monogamous commitment.okay so i am lookinng for a good looking fwb.... i like getting to know the person a little bit first then we can have fun! maybe go out and get drinks, to a movie, just hang out. I am very open minded and a chill chick so if you think this could be something you want reply with a pic tell me about yourself and put fwb in subject line so i know your real. and fwb really do exist not looking for a bf or any thing like that. i just get along with guys moreI'm a SBF, BBW. I'm an educated professional with a demanding career so I like to have fun in my free time. I'm looking to meet a handsome, professional Black male who is attracted to BBWs and would like an ongoing no strings attached relationship. I'm interested in a sexual relationship but I'd also like to go out from time to time....not dating seriously....just drinks, lunch or dinner on occasion. If interested, contact me and we can get to know each other. Reply with "NSA" in subject line.Looking for a jerkoff buddy-MUST HOST, MUST BE CLOSE, must be sort of normal. Looking more for inhibited guys who say "Oh I don't normally go to craigslist" or guys that say "I was only looking for an apartment, but somehow I ended up here". Looking for guys who prefer thicker women. I do like intelligent, conversational types, but I really doubt I will find that type of person in this section. Sense of humor helps, obviously.
