Need a younger pretend fiance
Ok, so...my mail-order husband is stuck in customs. It's not looking good. (My Amazon orders never go through either.) I need a younger (than me) guy to pretend to be my fiance on a weekly basis. I'll provide the ring (already have it) and you don't have to wear one. (Because if you did, we'd look married and that's not really what I'm going for here). I will pay for all date-related expenses. (food, drink, movies, bail...whatever) Here's what I need from you:Be older than 35 but younger than 45. Be local to 408/831Be willing to go out ONE time per week. Evenings for the most part.Be willing and able to fully embrace pretending to be head over heels for me on the nights we go out. (You won't be bothered with clingy emails or texting at any point...just commit to the one night.....and, you won't be emailing or texting me either..."boundaries".)Be willing to "do it" but only the way I want to. No circus sex. Seriously.Be able to hold a conversation, hold your liquor, and hold your tongue (be kind and polite). Dress casually but in an "Abercrombie crashes into the GAP" kind of way.Be the type of guy than can tolerate short hair on a woman. (Remember, this is a fake date...you don't have to really like it, just pretend)In return you get:Free food, booze, movies/concerts, bail money.Practice pretending to like a chick. (if you ever intend to REALLY get married, this is critical and great practice)Pretty epic blow jobs.Safe, albeit somewhat very basic, sex with a semi-starved woman who isn't going to bother you the other 6 days a week. If you are ok with me making ALL the rules ONE night a week (remember...I'm paying), please reply with a PHOTO (not a dick shot, please...I'm sure it's amazing, I just don't need to see it on my laptop in the middle of PEETs Coffee) and a candid and thoughtful response. "Yo, hit me back, gurl" replies aren't really in line with what I want to accomplish here.
