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Everyone here is fed up with all the BS ads that show up here. This used to be a great hookup site and now it's a waste of time.Well, it's time for everyone to do their part!It's simple:--If the opening line makes no sense (i.e. many typos or is just jibberish) and has no age or city/location on it, FLAG IT ( """""" +++++PussY SuckeR SEXX fUk+++++ """""""
I am seeking a long term fwb relationship. Not looking to have multiple partners. I am hoping to find a true pleaser. I am a black bbw, disease free, drama free, and drug free. Pleae reply with at least one face picture along with your age, height, and anything else you'd like for me to know.

~~~5' 7" and in Good Shape~~~
Hey, I'll try and make this quickI'm looking for someone with heart, with substance, someone who would give a fuck about me besides the looks because, my dear internet friends, looks fade. I personally will not look as fierce as I do forever but while it's here I'm rockin' it and you can believe that as long as I'm healthy and cute that's all that matters. You will not look the same forever so in your 20's make sure that's your golden era because after that you'll be pretty depressed by how fast and superficial that was so be happy with being healthy and (insert attractive adjective here) and that confidence all by itself is attractive I've known guys that were huge but were completely ripped so don't let the size fool you I'm big myself but the men around me never seem to mind. I'm not obese, chubby bunnies seem to get lots of attention at parties especially from the scene kids, I never wondered why.I know what my worth is so I will not cut myself short when it comes to who I can catch and what I deserve in terms of relationships. I'm confident and straight forward, I can be loud, I'm a funny drinker, philosophical, musical, I like different cultures and I think books and comics are bomb.I'm not the average and I never plan to be and I never imagine I'll find one like that wither I use the internet or not. I'm not looking for the average thinker or the typical I'm looking, like I said, for the substance. I want love, the long term, a friend, a pal, someone I can talk to when I'm sad and enjoy life when I'm ok. Someone who is just as confident if not more so. Nothing is more attractive than women or a man being confident, you pretty much just ooze pheromones and charisma. Everyone loves a romantic, kindness, and making memories with someone else.Let me know who you are. By the way, I go very slow as it seems no matter how old people get you can't trust them too easily. I go slow to protect me and you from annoyance and heart break it's better to build a friendship and then transition to the next level rather than just jumping to dating.Ready for something interesting? Put Substance in the subject of your e-mail and let's get started with getting to know each other.Look we are never promised good days or life so live in the moment if you want something grab hold of it and take chances because you never know, fuck what people say and fuck your doubts and fuck what you are suppose to like by what other people are telling you and just go with what you feel and you'll be happier in the end. Just a little boost of encouragement from me for all you seekers of love and life out there :)Ah one more thing, no one 30 and over, I'm only 20 so I'd like to keep it around my age range and no children, you don't have time for dating if you have a little human to take care of. I'm 420 friendly and hit the drink scene like everyone else and I'm the party girl type though I've cut back since the people I use to party with have some personal issues to sort out.Let me know who you are. By the way, I go very slow as it seems no matter how old people get you can't trust them too easily. I go slow to protect me and you from annoyance and heart break it's better to build a friendship and then transition to the next level rather than just jumping to dating.Ready for something interesting? Put Substance in the subject of your e-mail and let's get started with getting to know each other.Look we are never promised good days or life so live in the moment if you want something grab hold of it and take chances because you never know, fuck what people say and fuck your doubts and fuck what you are suppose to like by what other people are telling you and just go with what you feel and you'll be happier in the end. Just a little boost of encouragement from me for all you seekers of love and life out there :)Ah one more thing, no one 30 and over, I'm only 20 so I'd like to keep it around my age range and no children, you don't have time for dating if you have a little human to take care of. I'm 420 friendly and hit the drink scene like everyone else and I'm the party girl type though I've cut back since the people I use to party with have some personal issues to sort out.Looks wise...I prefer tall & fluffy (if you are unfamiliar with this term, look it up). That isn't to say that I'm not open to other things, that is just my preference. Do you have tattoos? Cool. No? Oh, well...that isn't a big deal. I like nerdy guys, someone I can discuss the most ridiculous things with at any given time of the day. I want someone between the ages of 24-34. As cliche as it sounds, personality is a HUGE factor for me. I want someone I'm compatible with, someone who knows the difference between you, your, you're...their, they're, there...and uses them correctly. We don't have to have everything in common...I don't mind sitting down watching a game with you, but, don't mind sitting down watching a Tim Burton movie with me. I like board games...but, I've never met a guy that enjoys them as well, so I think that would be pretty neat if you do, too. I LOVE music...Currently as I type this, I'm listening to Bobby Darin - Irresistible You. I have Perry Como, Bobby Darin, Sammy Davis Jr, Dean Martin constantly playing on my iPod...music like this makes me happy. I think it would be awesome if you had music that you truly enjoy and we can sit down and talk about it...share some music, have a dance party(okay, maybe not).I'm not expecting a lot out of this ad...but, I would love to meet someone that I can talk to, go on dates with, grab a drink...whatever. We can start slow...build something awesome. But, let's just start with a simple email...yea?If you do decide to respond, please put you favorite song in the subject line, so that I know you aren't spam.